Drifts, Deportations, and Daily Bullshit
Okay, gather 'round, you magnificent bastards, or as they say on the news these days, "concerned citizens experiencing a developing situation." You know, I was trying to enjoy a quiet week, maybe contemplate the existential dread of my sock drawer, but then the world decided to have another one of its episodes. It's like a global reality show where the prize is just… more chaos. So, first up, California. Beautiful place. Sunshine, beaches, and now, apparently, an "authoritarian drift," according to Governor Newsom. Drift? Honey, we're not *drifting*. We're doing donuts in a monster truck in the parking lot of democracy, and the truck is on fire. They sent in the *Marines*! What's next? Are they gonna liberate the avocado toast stands? Secure the perimeter around a yoga retreat? "Drop and give me twenty… minutes of mindful breathing, maggot!" And the LA curfew! Because nothing screams "land of the free" like being t...