This week in the news
Alright, folks, settle in, try to get comfortable, though I don’t know why you’d bother. It’s another week in the grand American experiment, May 2025, and the hits just keep on comin’. It’s like a septic tank backing up into a fan factory, and they’re telling you it’s just an “aromatic redistribution event.” You look at the news – or what they call news, this pre-chewed, officially-sanctioned pabulum they feed you – and what do you see? Well, let’s talk about our favorite recurring character, shall we? The man, the myth, the walking, talking, ego-fueled headline generator: Donald J. Trump. Still out there, still makin’ waves, still convincing a whole lotta people that the water he’s pissin’ in is actually a delightful champagne. So, this week’s chapter in the never-ending saga: the man gets a jet. A G-I-F-T-E-D jet! From Qatar, no less. The Qatari Prime Minister, bless his oil-soaked heart, says it’s all just a “very simple government to government...