Thoughts, Ideas, and Logs.

    So, I’ve been looking at the news. I know, I know. It’s a bad habit. It’s like picking a scab to see if the infection has reached the bone yet. And let me tell you, folks, the bone is showing.     We have reached a level of absurdity that is so pure, so refined, it’s almost beautiful. It’s high-grade, pharmaceutical-quality nonsense.     First off, let’s look at the United Kingdom. The land of stiff upper lips and bad dentistry has officially lost its mind. The government released a report on "eco-anxiety." That’s the new buzzword. "Eco-anxiety." That’s the clinical term for realizing that the planet is trying to shake us off like a bad case of fleas. And what is the government’s solution for the youth who are terrified that the sky is falling? Yoga.     That’s right. Yoga and "Climate Cafés."     The ice caps are melting, the rivers are flooding, the birds are choking on plastic straws, and the Ministry of Bullshit suggests you get ...

   So, I was looking at the “news.” They still call it that. It’s a quaint term. It’s a highlight reel for the decline of the species, is what it is. And this week’s episode did not disappoint.    My favorite part? Russia. Oh, they’re putting on a hell of a show over there. They unveiled their first AI-powered humanoid robot. A technological marvel, they said. A great leap forward for the motherland. They called it “AIDOL.” Sounds like something you take for a headache caused by watching too much stupid shit. They put this thing up on a stage in Moscow, the big debut, cameras flashing, a room full of self-important pricks in cheap suits... and the goddamn thing fell flat on its fucking face.    You can’t write this. It’s perfect. It’s the single greatest metaphor for our entire civilization I’ve ever seen. We build these complex, expensive, supposedly brilliant machines to solve all our problems, and the first thing they do is eat shit on a public stage. Th...